Dusty Chalk

The Elasmotherium, a big hairy unicorn that went extinct approximately 29,000 years ago:

Probably indeed. So I should take one for the team and buy it and try it?

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Agreed, just because it’s relatively reasonable does not mean it’s reasonable on an absolute scale.

You haven’t priced NOS tubes lately, have you? That said, that’s only reasonable if they compete with NOS.

Any of you heard of Wigle? https://www.wiglewhiskey.com ...I am interested in organic whiskies (?sp), hence my interest. Also, Barrell? https://www.barrellbourbon.com The guy was trying to push me to buy it, he said it was better than FarmStock.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/954447643534680064?s=09

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https://i.imgur.com/b9zcCQY.mp4 http://i.imgur.com/1QRMbRJ.mp4 (Sorry, I don't know how can't be arsed to convert mp4s to gifs)

Can you put really loud speakers outside the SCIF?

I wish I could stop buying headphones.

"I’d buy a used 1 series taylor, or a used composite martin first. Next down the list would be a used Seagull, then at the bottom, a Yamaha. All of these can come with electronics." He also gave me the advice priorly -- which I ignored, and learned the hard way was good advice -- always buy an acoustic in person, always try it first. You seem to be already doing that. PS I was kidding about the Martin and the Daisy Rock in the prior post. I blame alcohol.

Well would you look at that. Huh. I should say, if I had anything with a built-in tuner, I'd definitely sell it to you for cheap, but alas, I don't. Besides, I suck at shipping stuff. Which one? I'll take a look-see. EDIT, never mind, found it, try these: Used: http://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/Yamaha/A1R-Acoustic-Electric-Guitar-113921793.gc http://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/Martin/Vintage-1955-D28-Acoustic-Guitar.gc http://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/Takamine/GB7C-Garth-Brooks-Seven-Signature-Acoustic-Electric-Guitar.gc New: http://www.guitarcenter.com/Ibanez/Talman-TCY10-Acoustic-Electric-Guitar.gc (I have a soft spot for Ibanez Talman series of guitars, but they're not for everyone, definitely a good choice trying before buying.) I have a query to my friend who indirectly gave Jeff some good guitar-buying advice, I'll see what he recommends. ...and then buy this one: http://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/Daisy-Rock/Retro-H-Hollow-Body-Electric-Guitar-113659184.gc

Alright, that's an answer, too. Pedant.

More Les Paul jokes would make this thread more appealing and less apauling...as well as less appalling. Some people think JH13 is the answer to everything. It isn’t, it’s the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.

So, except for those last two, I don’t see the problem.

“Built-in tuner”? I don’t know what that means, I presume you mean a pedal, so that you can tune silently. If it’s an electro-acoustic, it’s still not going to be silent. Please feel free to correct me if you mean something else. Your best bet is one of those clip-on-the-headstock tuners, my friend uses those even on electrics. That said, I see Guitar Center has about half a dozen PRS acoustics on used for under half a grand, and they all have one of those acoustic pickups, I think. If there’s anything wrong with it, just take it to your closest one and return it. I’m also really fond of Ibanez archtops, they have a bunch, too. Ibanezzesses Looking at this list, I’d look at Ovations, too, but that’s a very particular sound and not for everyone. Also, the curved bout makes it awkward to balance in one’s lap.

Vikings' answer to Eurovision? "Castlefest"? I don't know, but I find it mesmerizing.

(paraphrased from Oathbringer, because I'm too lazy to go and look up the exact quote) "What", hummed Pattern, "is a chaperone?" "A chaperone is someone who accompanies two young adults and prevents them from doing anything...inappropriate." "Like dividing by zero?" I don't know why, but I found that particularly hilarious.

Setting aside for the next time I need to ask, "Is Head-Fi down again?"

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Modified and QFT.

No.

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