(squints)
"Reciprocating" dildos? Do I even want to ask?
And great googly moogly, that machine in the second pic looks like it could be used to kill someone to death via booga-booga.
Sniffled, literally all day -- couldn't even get to sleep because I was -- er, TMI:
I am actually a little dehydrated right now, as a result.
Fuck, I hate allergies.
That slaw sounds amazing. And the pork chops look good, too!
Me: just finished some lamb kabob and couscous, probably the least grizzly lamb...er...least gristle-y lamb I've ever had.
Lucifer -- this show rocks. He sings, he plays piano, he criticizes Satanists, lots of bon mots, lots of cultural references...superb. "It's a little too Eyes Wide Shut, and I didn't bring my sexy mask."