Dusty Chalk

Okay, yeah, Joshua Tree, too, forgot about that one. Unforgettable Fire as well.

That one and Achtung Baby are the only two that I usually listen to. And Red Rock. Me: Lost Themes II

(Squints)

RIP Phil Kives, founder of K-Tel RIP Michelle McNamara, wife of Patton Oswalt, mother of Alice Oswalt Patton's tweet today:

Lance is the perfect fencer's name.

Looks delicious, Al. That last shot was perfect, thanks for pausing to take it.

http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/g-shop/item/160501-009y/ Translated from the original: http://item.rakuten.co.jp/g-shop/160501-009y Example text: 惜しみなくその実力を発揮したJAZZ GuitarブランドSeventy Sevenがついに入荷です。 Google translate: Generously JAZZ Guitar brand Seventy Seven, which exerts its ability is finally in stock. Displayed translation: Generous JAZZ Guitar brand Seventy Seven demonstrated all that shit is finally in stock now. XD

I am so writing a song with that title.

I was responding to someone on facebook, and was looking in the stickers for one of my most frequently used responses, 'pfft'. When I searched on 'pfft', the first thing that came up is this: So I chose that. The person to whom I was responding completely ignored the raspberry and questioned reality. "What on earth is that abomination?" "I don't know, but it's giving you the raspberry, spelled 'Pfft'. I think it's a hamcat." After which -- after, mind you, it just seemed self-evident to me that having characteristics of both a ham and a cat, that it would of the species of hamcat -- I searched on hamcat, and, indeed, it turned out to be one. While I was searching, the other person stated, "Oh a hamcat...how silly of me I should have known." To which I responded with my now favourite sticker comment of all time: ...at which point, the conversation devolved into conjecture as to what a hamcat would shit.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/04/29/man-heroically-fights-system-get-pizza-delivered-glasgow-sheffield-train/ Specifically, the glorious moment: https://twitter.com/artworkmagnetic/status/723925271351570432/video/1

Fades, on a recommendation from a Dresden fan group on Facebook. They like to play "who would you cast as", and Natalie Dormer came up...

(squints) "Reciprocating" dildos? Do I even want to ask? And great googly moogly, that machine in the second pic looks like it could be used to kill someone to death via booga-booga.

Happy birthday! (party favour noise)

Sniffled, literally all day -- couldn't even get to sleep because I was -- er, TMI: I am actually a little dehydrated right now, as a result. Fuck, I hate allergies.

Fargo -- finishing season one, this show is the best.

That slaw sounds amazing. And the pork chops look good, too! Me: just finished some lamb kabob and couscous, probably the least grizzly lamb...er...least gristle-y lamb I've ever had.