Hopstretch

BA 113 will be pushing back at Heathrow shortly and I am pleased to report that the champagne service has commenced at the nose end. ?

But what do you have to live for? [emoji6]

You are the world's least likely veggie, Reks. I really hope it doesn't stick.

Searzall?

It's a pretty good film. The private equity wankstain (doing the shtick about champagne in the limo -- "'86 is the vintage to buy. If you can't afford '86 then buy '02. If you can't afford '02 then drink fuckin' beer") is so spot on that you couldn't honestly design a better caricature.

Seems appropriate to the times ...

Dinny doesn't leave the Hamptons anymore. He's worried the plebs will torch his limo.

Blatant Muslim bassist. Horse cocks! Sad!

Arcade Fire -- The Suburbs

Steve always recommends a sneaky poke on the side.

If the Ginger Man is a shitshow on Friday, my mate who works around there suggests Rattle N Hum on East 33rd St. as an alternative.

The Libertines -- Up The Bracket

I'll allow this.

In bacon grease.

Jeez, finally!

I approve this message. But where is the other 6/7ths of the steak?

Happy Birthday!

It's a feature if you always want to have a pot of fresh bacon grease in your fridge to saute brussels sprouts in. Which I do.

Happy Birthday!

This is the second-worst thing that's happened in the last 24 hours.

I like my analysis better.

He's a fuckhead, and his core constituency is other fuckheads. He really has very little incentive to moderate the rhetoric that got him elected, since the more extreme he is the more they like it.