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It's known as ATGNI in the golf world. Bloke rocks up with a £5,000 set of clubs and looking like he covered himself in glue before running through the Titleist section of the pro shop. Shoots 105. "All the gear, no idea."

I'm waiting for the Platinum Edition at $75K where they cryo all the bodges for you too.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1977846026/meater-the-first-truly-wireless-smart-meat-thermom Allegedly shipping next month, but ... you know ... Kickstarter.

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I loved this song so much way back then. Always felt the fashion choices may have counted against them.

Those tubes are almost $2,000 a pop I think I remember reading. Happy rolling.

Bigly yuge.

A pity because it is an absolute beauty in the metal. I've gone to the dark side and am wearing this today:

I've tried it on a few times. The dial is great but the lugs are really quite long, which made it wear a little uncomfortably for me. I think that on a larger wrist it would be fine.

This pushed some of my 80s buttons.

Francis and the Lights -- Farewell, Starlite

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Happy Birthday Mikey!

Happy Birthday Chris!

These unknowns were as tight as fuck too!

Dusty I thought you might appreciate the flamboyant purpleness and (eventual) guitar chop-erey.

I like this variation. (Not in reference to you Dusty. Just in general.)

Is there a CliffsNotes for the technically illiterate on the basic differences between the above-mentioned coming attractions? OK, I'll just ask the HF question. Which would be moar bestest with Utopias?

Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions -- Until The Hunter

Speaking of shitholes, I got dragged to the worst strip club in the world today during a corporate farewell. Sad, fat Bulgarian girls with mustaches and maybe three teeth between the entire English van driver clientele. I am permanently less horny for having ever darkened their door.