Sent my 6S Plus to Davy Jones's Locker.
Had it in my breast pocket while driving a boat and leant out over the gunwale to retrieve a waterski. Zip, plop, "fuck".
This seems like it should be a euphemism for something indefinite.
"How was the film, Stretch?"
"Yeah, alright Steve mate. But it didn't mow my grass, eh?" * wink * leer *
This was the one where the BBC got a new asshole torn for them doing donuts around The Cenotaph, I think. Couldn't see "Ken Block Shreds Arlington National Cemetery" being much better received Stateside.