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I agreed to chaperone. It put her mind at ease.

I'm cleared for the weekend. Going to book tickets. Don't all drop out now!

David Gilmour -- S/T

Hmmm. * checks airmiles *

An old fave.

Suckage continues. Might not pass the PC bar these days? But so pitch perfect.

It's almost like they ... want to.

Poutine on the Ritz?

Poutine.

Happy Birthday!

My wife certainly manages. Have to say, those were the best olives I ever ate, anywhere.

Marinated Castelvetrano olives with raisin crumblies and flaked garlic. Puget Sound oysters with spruce IPA mignonette.

Four eggs, three links, two biscuits, one tired puppy on an eight hour time difference. Lil' Jon's in Bellevue.

Give that birthday boy some bourbon! Happy happy!

Was at the game today at the Bridge and conseqwenrtly typing very careflly. https://my.mixtape.moe/afnsrr.mp4

That is the dumbest thing you have ever posted here, not that there hasn't been some legitimate competition.

It's known as ATGNI in the golf world. Bloke rocks up with a £5,000 set of clubs and looking like he covered himself in glue before running through the Titleist section of the pro shop. Shoots 105. "All the gear, no idea."

I'm waiting for the Platinum Edition at $75K where they cryo all the bodges for you too.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1977846026/meater-the-first-truly-wireless-smart-meat-thermom Allegedly shipping next month, but ... you know ... Kickstarter.

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I loved this song so much way back then. Always felt the fashion choices may have counted against them.