Hopstretch

Those tubes are almost $2,000 a pop I think I remember reading. Happy rolling.

Bigly yuge.

A pity because it is an absolute beauty in the metal. I've gone to the dark side and am wearing this today:

I've tried it on a few times. The dial is great but the lugs are really quite long, which made it wear a little uncomfortably for me. I think that on a larger wrist it would be fine.

This pushed some of my 80s buttons.

Francis and the Lights -- Farewell, Starlite

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. [emoji20]

Happy Birthday Mikey!

Happy Birthday Chris!

These unknowns were as tight as fuck too!

Dusty I thought you might appreciate the flamboyant purpleness and (eventual) guitar chop-erey.

I like this variation. (Not in reference to you Dusty. Just in general.)

Is there a CliffsNotes for the technically illiterate on the basic differences between the above-mentioned coming attractions? OK, I'll just ask the HF question. Which would be moar bestest with Utopias?

Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions -- Until The Hunter

Speaking of shitholes, I got dragged to the worst strip club in the world today during a corporate farewell. Sad, fat Bulgarian girls with mustaches and maybe three teeth between the entire English van driver clientele. I am permanently less horny for having ever darkened their door.

Plus they're awful! Like getting fucked in the ear with a dog dick. The PS-1s on the other hand I covet, as you know.

My experience was similar. He and Van Morrison should double bill (Maybe they do? Do they?) then it would be the least give a fuck ever assembled in a single gig ever, anywhere.

Looks Scotch. Edit: Fuck you Grahame posting at the same time. This comment refers to the egg above not the fucking delicious looking burger.

Generously thighed, perhaps? It's true -- tastes like chicken. Gamey chicken.

The Obama/Dylan overlap is also kinda cool.

Brent is indeed a shithole. I assume the idiotic wrestling thing is at Wembley then?

Crispy frogs' legs stuffed with Paris mushrooms in Sauce Gribiche.

Pulp -- This Is Hardcore