Have you not heard the joke, Grahame?
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!"
I just mentioned your posts to Dorothy and her first thought was that you should take him to someplace in the Castro because he needs introduction to the community, not to the TICE. OK she didn't say the last part. 😂