Think pitching in baseball and you'll find such classics as these: Yoko Ono's got better pitch control than you I've seen better pitching in T-ball! Call the zoo, he's getting wild! You've got about as much control as two rabbits on their first date! Hey, lunch meat - keep serving that baloney! How can you throw with both hands wrapped around your neck? You couldn't pitch hot biscuits to a hungry dog I've seen a better arm on a box of baking soda! I've seen better arms on a beanbag chair!
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