There was this boy with a wooden eye. He was, as you might imagine, very shy because of his deformity and the fact that his family could only afford a wooden eye.
Well, one day he worked up his courage and went to a dance. Across the dance floor, he saw an attractive girl with one flaw. She had a slight hairlip.
The boy screws up his resolve and goes over to ask her if she wants to dance.
When he gets over to her, he says, "I was wondering if you'd like to dance?"
She says, very eagerly, "Would I? Would I?"
So he says, "Hair lip! Hair lip!"