Awesome!
Meet Al, who's lived most everywhere,
From San Francisco to his Mayberry lair.
But Reks's only seen the sights.
A boy can see on Cincinnati nights --
What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Al adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Reks loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes him lose control --
What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.*
*Sung to the tune of The Patty Duke Show theme song.