http://i.imgur.com/qZP9H7X.gifv

Lollers

I initially thought this was a joke - but no. Pay for a cocktail with a cucumber

http://gulfnews.com/guides/going-out/restaurants/pay-with-a-cucumber-at-these-35-dubai-venues-on-may-17-1.2024849

 

Impeccable logic observed earlier today.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/MqaQw4t.gifv

No miming live performance here.

NSFW.

 

Edited May 25, 20179 yr by Grahame

Now that shows solidarity with the injured big time. Particularly since the Queen is now 91 years old. Respect.

She did not see, and rightly so, those injured with life changing injuries - massive facial trauma, limb amputations and on life support.

 

I've probably posted this before.  Bo Diddley was a god.  So was Norma-Jean Wofford.

 

Not sure drinkifying any Muslim holiday would reduce anger in the world.  Let's just leave out any religions which prohibit drinking.

But that said, the rest of it is so true.  Well, drink-ify and feast-ify (cf.: Memorial day barbecues, Easter post-lent gluttony, and Thanksgiving dinner).

I'll have to put more thought into this...over a drink.

Those guys drinkify themselves plenty behind closed doors at home believe me, or openly when in Dubai. Also cocainify and whorify. Human nature is what is.

Indeed - I was invited when in Dubai to the home of a guy who used to be Secretary General of OPEC. Out came the whiskey.

I was pretty shocked, until I clocked that if you are influential you get access to all sorts of prohibited stuff. Provided you are discreet of course.

Are there any trap houses in Dubai or do they all import straight from Colombia? 

 

I don't know about anything other than booze in Dubai, but if anything else goes down it has to be absolutely under the radar. Anyone getting caught is going to have a seriously bad day.