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True dat, yowza

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How to tell if someone has dosed your Beaujolais.

Awakened entirely too early () so here's some surreality.

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Saw this inside the night market, what I didn't capture was... this is basically just another stand next to other food stands (food carts).

Friend of mine went to that. Implied the Chewy-on-Threepio action was the best part. Didn't elaborate.

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As fancy French footwork goes, I prefer this kind.

Did you text in for the fetish collar?

Mt. Paektu reaches across

To shape our beautiful land.

Cheers resound all over the land,

Hailing our dear General.

He's the leader of the people,

Carrying forward the Sun's cause.

Long live, long live, General Kim Jong Il.

All blossoms on this earth

Tell of his love, broad and warm.

Blue East and West Seas sing

His exploits in their song.

He is the artist of great joy,

Glorifying the garden of Juche.

Long live, long live, General Kim Jong Il.

Socialist cause he defends

With iron will and courage.

He raises national honour

Far and wide throughout the world.

He is the champion of justice,

Standing for independence.

Long live, long live, General Kim Jong Il.

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As fancy French footwork goes, I prefer this kind.

As a friend of mine once eloquently put it, just leave the boots on.

Alizee fans are nuts. The following is a result of a 10-minute GIS for "alizee gif". There are so many of these it's mind boggling. There's over 200 in this directory alone: www.sephro.com - /alizee/

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