this post will be quite slurrred, just a warning:

May the record forever show, that I have beat a marine and a dude with full on Turret's, at a drinking game. It started with a night of rock band, drinking whenever breakes in the music dictated. Then it moved to an episode of top gear, requiring that whenever a blatant britishism came up or a total insult from one cast member to another were to occur, that we had to drink.... I have beat a Marine. Yes, I rule. He is asleep and I am completley fucked. This post has required some kind of record backspace usage to not end up looking like an edwood post. You all should be proud. Seriously. At least one backspace per actual character typed ....

To be clear, it's a keg of yuengling in my fucking house, and I have the day off (I should have been to work already, if I were working today.)

if you puke, you automatically lose.

puke! puke! puke! puke!

Congratulations?

Dont forget to lift the coffee table, er, toilet seat up before you 'go'.

For those who attend power metal concerts, I developed this one. Never played it though.

Here's another that would be entertaining while watching Sense and Sensibility:

And here's the sketch where the boys at Mostly Water Theatre played it: YouTube - The Jane Austen Drinking Game (Live) - Mostly Water Theatre

This was broadcast on CBC Radio's The Irrelevant Show last summer.

Vols, anyone? That's volumetrics. Play Yahtzee. Any score of less than 25, drink six onces of brew or one shot of liquor. Drink for missing your bonus and rolling out of turn. Low score of players drinks. That's it pretty simple. There are variations such as VBHY. I'll let you guess.

An unspectacular start phool.

Pardon me, do not drink for 3 of a kind or better on 1's - 6's.

I like to play Yahtzee with my mother and drink tea at the kitchen table, though she's rather aggressive with the dice and it can be quite frightening at times. The cat usually joins us for a round or two, but he doesn't like tea.

Bros Icing Bros

Chinese drinking games are the best.

I play the Head Case drinking game. Every time a newbie doesn't read or ignores the welcome PM, reanimates a dead thread or otherwise posts something insipid, I have to take a drink. My friends wonder why I'm drunk so often.

I think the HC drinking game consists of just drinking all the time

Matt I am shocked and dismayed by you total lack of respect for alcohol, endangering the lives of a handicapped man and a soldier defending our country is utterly shameful. I hope when you see you'll have to drink again to wipe the shame right off your face.

JP ... I think Matt has learned a bit in the two years since that post. Or has he? Wasn't he among the glass chuckers at CJ? Or, was it really almost two years ago that he posted? Perhaps not ... given his level of typing proficiency at the time, it's possible he started typing nearly two years past, but just recently completed making his post semi coherent. Trust me, I have experience in these matters.

Marine... He is asleep and I am completley fucked.

What a shocker.

Edit: And then I look at the date of the OP. I'll just go sit in the corner.

What a shocker.

Edit: And then I look at the date of the OP. I'll just go sit in the corner.

It's ok, you're probably still drunk from that Heine and Guinness you had the other night.

I have my own drinking game which I call "solitaire": I drink whenever I can.