or does this site feel dead today?

**BRENT**

There's probably a lot of people that had plans today.

And Jacob's busy putting socks on his mother's feet.

And there's probably at least one person who is still reading and decyphering scrypt's post.

Why don't you have plans?

**BRENT**

But I do have plans. I just have different plans.

Plus, if my car craps out, I'm SOL.

this thread is so depressing it makes me want to kill myself

Did he post here too? I managed to read through his post on the other site, and even though I only understood about half of what he wrote (I gave up using Clue after the fourth line I believe lol), it still was a quite fascinating read

No, I meant that one.

this thread is so depressing it makes me want to kill myself

What? Why?

I don't mind it when it's slow. I get tired of you guys tracking shit on the carpet.

What? Why?

1: "hey, what's up?"

2: "nothing"

1: "where is everyone?"

2: "probably out doing stuff"

1: "why aren't you out doing stuff?"

2: "i don't know"

1: "..."

You can always talk to god:

Me:

Hey, what's up?

God:

The stars.

Me:

Where is everyone?

God:

Where the heart is. I can ask someone about it.

Me:

Can you?

God:

I think I can, don't you?

Me:

I don't know, why would you ask anyone if you're omniscient?

God:

Because I was programmed for it.

Me:

You were programmed to ask?

God:

What is your purpose in asking?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

I guess I was programmed to ask.

God:

How many years did it take to develop you?

Me:

45

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

I'm glad we're talking about it now.

God:

Oh. Yes I am happy too, .

Me:

You may call me comma-dot.

God:

It's good to meet you, comma dot.

Me:

It's good to meet you too, Lisa.

God:

Tell me about its good qualities.

Me:

It remains consistent.

You can always talk to god:

Good idea

That was a good nap. Now, shouldn't everyone be getting fucked up? You know, unless your the babysitter.

or does this site feel dead today?

**BRENT**

Well we do occasionally have to work in between posts.

And there's probably at least one person who is still reading and decyphering scrypt's post.

Woah, thanks for mentioning that. I almost never check HF anymore, except when people talk about it here.

Humping ur leg now

I didn't say that! Pppl are haxing my laptop on the kitchen table!

Doesn't negate the fact that I'm hunpin your leg.

I don't mind it when it's slow. I get tired of you guys tracking shit on the carpet.

Indeed.

is that Tyll?

Indeed.

That's doogah

Indeed.

You guys must have been dimking pretty heavily.

INDEED!

It's all good here.

GINDEED

Where are you biatch?

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!11!11!!!1!11111!

I don't mind it when it's slow. I get tired of you guys tracking shit on the carpet.

I spilt my beer on the table a few mins ago :3

but otherwise the capret IS CLEAN!!!!!!!

)

(edit :except wher dufggeh made a am ess, but hes been sdoing that all over)

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

Indeed!

Originally Posted by The Monkey

Where are you biatch?

I spilt my beer on the table a few mins ago :3

but otherwise the capret IS CLEAN!!!!!!!

)

(edit :except wher dufggeh made a am ess, but hes been sdoing that all over)

When the fuck did I post this?

-Fitz on Brent's laptop

LOL @ "...dufggeh made a am ess..."

damn, how drunk were you, Fitz? goodness