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(Invisibly) beam my musical quality up, Scotty!


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"It is marginally smaller in weight and size than two bars of gold."

Bargain?

Depends, what fraction of a Tice is its length and girth?

The Blackbody's interaction with the ambient field surrounding and penetrating your gear results in much higher audio quality, without the slightest hint of undesirable coloration.

Sounds to me like it doesn't make your gear bleed, probably no good.

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anyway, just ordered a pair. here's what i'm going to do with it:

1. beam it to my dick and see if it gets bigger

2. beam it to a stack of benjamin and see if it multiply

3. beam it to my beat up honda and see if it turns to ferrari in the next 3 weeks.....hey this shit also needs burn in

4. beam it to that annoying neighbour dog and see if it turns to cat

5. last but not least, beam it to my wife and see if she turns to megan fox or at least charlize theron

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You know, you're not having sex with her thumbs. Well, you're not having sex with her at all, but if you were, it wouldn't be with her thumbs. I have to admit to really not "getting" why people are so turned off by her thumbs.

She won me over in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. But Charlize Theron has the wonderful Reindeer Games and 2 Days in the Valley to her credit.

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