http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J97ZqeToOY0

Edited March 10, 201115 yr by mypasswordis

I have to admit, this is one of the most epicly entertaining crash-n-burns I've ever witnessed. I mean, if you're going to go down in flames, he's doing the equivalent of dowsing himself in lighter fluid.

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It's fiction dude. It's like, "what if Darth Vader had to take on Alien, who would win?" "Duh, the baddassest of them all, Darth Vader. It'd be like just one stroke of his light saber, he wouldn't even waste the mental energy to mind-choke them. In fact, he could probably take a whole army of them. And if he wanted to take a break from swinging his light saber (which really isn't that heavy), he would just mentally use the force to make them impale themselves on it. 'You don't want to live, you want to impale yourself on my..." "...penis..." "Dude. Ew." "That's what she said." "You mean the queen?" "No, dude, I was just vamping...thinking out loud...oh never mind..."

It's fiction dude. It's like, "what if Darth Vader had to take on Alien, who would win?" "Duh, the baddassest of them all, Darth Vader. It'd be like just one stroke of his light saber, he wouldn't even waste the mental energy to mind-choke them. In fact, he could probably take a whole army of them. And if he wanted to take a break from swinging his light saber (which really isn't that heavy), he would just mentally use the force to make them impale themselves on it. 'You don't want to live, you want to impale yourself on my..." "...penis..." "Dude. Ew." "That's what she said." "You mean the queen?" "No, dude, I was just vamping...thinking out loud...oh never mind..."

Actually I would rather see Darth Vader take on Hulk Hogan and The Rock at the same time, now that would be one heck of a match.

If I were Darth Vader, I'd use the force to make them Three Stooges each other to death. (coconut-against-coconut sound)

Steve, we found your personal pic.

For Dr. Wood, I think no Pedo Bear would be preferable.

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in what possible reality would darth vader fight xenomorphs? and in what possible reality would he not just force choke the whole lot of them? my mind is boggled.

Also, why would they be fighting in the sewers?

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Edited March 10, 201115 yr by Voltron

^^^ You were late with the blackmail payments.

Just got done with a 9 hour video shoot and holy dogshit am I tired.

right now.

I need to sleep, too.

Edited March 11, 201115 yr by mypasswordis

It's fiction dude. It's like, "what if Darth Vader had to take on Alien, who would win?" "Duh, the baddassest of them all, Darth Vader. It'd be like just one stroke of his light saber, he wouldn't even waste the mental energy to mind-choke them. In fact, he could probably take a whole army of them. And if he wanted to take a break from swinging his light saber (which really isn't that heavy), he would just mentally use the force to make them impale themselves on it. 'You don't want to live, you want to impale yourself on my..." "...penis..." "Dude. Ew." "That's what she said." "You mean the queen?" "No, dude, I was just vamping...thinking out loud...oh never mind..."

I think the Emperor would have an easier time than Vader against a whole army of aliens

The History of Science Fiction.

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