Good for you Bullwinkle!

That was a short lived victory for him tho.

You have to be a special kind of moron to shoot a moose with an arrow at that range.

Couldn't decide if this belonged here or in Deals

Welcome to the auction for my beloved Audio Stoat 01 integrated "amplifier."

Audio Stoat may be a new name to many, but in audiophile circles the name is already causing something of a rustle.

The "amplifier" is "carefully" hand built in rural Brittany, France by experienced artisans and the quality of this unit shines out from the crowd like a glimmering beacon of aural hope in a sea of audio detritus.

Lavishly constructed from a cardboard box the "amplifier" is veneered in a *prime finish which is usually 75pence extra over the normal price of the amplifier and, put quite simply, it exudes quality, luxury and exclusivity rarely seen in an amplifier at this price point.

In short every expense has been spared and no attention to detail has been taken, resulting in a true highish fidelity product with real pride of ownership value if you like that kind of thing. The "amplifier" is sure to take pride of place on the new owner's hi-fi rack!

Technical Gubbins

The "amplifier" boasts an enviable zero feedback circuit resulting in impressive zero distortion - not many hifi amplifiers on the market can boast figures as good as these!

Output would be a healthy 60w if it worked and the **BOS output "valves" are at least 50% guaranteed Morissons own brand, with markings still clearly visible on one of the tubes.

In its present configuration the amplifier boasts a huge zero watts per channel but can be reconfigured to deliver an even more impressive nowt in ***PPPPS configuration.

The "volume" knob is handcrafted using reclaimed materials which of course should ensure that the green credentials of this "amplifier" are beyond reproach and it is bolted onto the chassis so it turns and everything.

Inside the chassis everything has been left to chance and every component is of the very highest quality. High quality audiophile products such as a metal nut and bolt have been used.

*Packing Tape Brown

**Broken Old Stock

***Push Push Push Pull Shove

Anything made from the sale of this unique piece of hifi audio history over and above the postage costs will be given to a UK chariddy after payment has been received!

Audio Stoat have secured a world first review of the Audio Stoat 01 amplifier with

Hifi Pig on the 1st of April ("snoofling out what's hot in Hifi")

The unit has no plug and no attempt should be made to connect it to the mains or any other source of electricity as this will result in death if not something much worse!! Anyway plugging it in to anything would be downright stupid!!! Don't do it!!

We cannot guarantee that the "valves" won't be smashed to bits but we'll pack them as best we can.

COMING SOON -THE AUDIO STOAT DAC

http://www.ebay.co.u...em=120877686384

The Q&A's are fun http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&ShowASQAlways=1&frm=284&iid=120877686384&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&redirect=0&requested=linette_56

Edited March 15, 201214 yr by Grahame

Too cute not to repost.

Fun quick read...

‘I would have loved to piss on your shoes’

http://jimromenesko.com/2012/03/15/i-would-have-loved-to-piss-on-your-shoes/

I've always thought her a very attractive lady, but she's incredibly striking in those pics. I have to say, give her a boys haircut along with that stringbean body, and I'm all over that!

I wonder what that says about all us straight guys that find her attractive.

Wow. Nice run Knucks.

We aim to please at Knuckle Dragging Enterprises. TBH, what happened is my "to post" folder got to be way over 1000 files again, so I'm posting five pix at a time.

Jeff, sony's trying to patent your signature move:

Watch the whole thing.

That was fucking awesome!

Edited March 16, 201214 yr by Dreadhead

double

Edited March 16, 201214 yr by Dreadhead

^^^ Keeps your batting average up, though.