Good one, Brent!!
Seems I forget to post in here my news update... let me do a cut and paste...
Broke my back a couple of weeks ago, but other than that I'm doing well. Gotta laugh sometimes!! On September 15th at 3:30am, I was at home at the house in Illinois (my parents house which I bought from my siblings after mom died in 2020) where I usually spend my summer months. Lost my footing going down the stairs to the kitchen and broke my back pretty badly. Ended up at St. Francis in Peoria until they transferred me out yesterday to a bounce back place in Peru, IL just 7 minutes from the house in Oglesby. Thankfully (miracle, I think) there is no nerve damage to the spinal cord or anything it controls so everything is still working right. They decided that (just barely) I could avoid surgery so no hardware being put into my back. They made a custom fit TLSO back brace, like a 2 piece turtle shell. Been using it with better and better results since Sunday. Lots of pain but meds are controlling it pretty well. Need to be on my back most of the time for the next 2-3 months but the bones should fuse back together in time and I'll be as good as new. I feel lucky. It's not fun but there is a good path forward and God is watching over me. Kind of tricky doing a lot of things and odd to have to rely on nurses to wipe me up but whatever. It's not their first time! At least I can get up out of bed and sit in a recliner and go for walks with the back brace on, even use the toilet so no bed pans. But can't wipe! Maybe I'll need a garden hose when I get home for the shower!! The L1 (highest up lumbar) and the T12 (lowest down in the mid back part of my spine) both were snapped straight through, including the diec between them. It's a 3 column fracture which is the worst kind possible since all 3 layers of bone broke through so there isn't any one layer of bone still in place to provide stability. Thus its considered an unstable fracture (back won't support itself again until they fuse back together in time). But the good news is there was no horizontal shifting so my spine is still straight and that makes it possible (with my high tolerance for pain) to allow the brace to be an option to avoid surgery and locking 6 vertebrae together with pins and screws for the rest of my life. That would be VERY expensive and risk infection, but mainly I'd be less flexible once healed since the hardware for that kind of surgery is not designed to come out. So it's the right approach we're taking, just kind of a PITA in the short term. But I've got my laptop, phone, and TV. Really just need people to help me get into and out of the turtle shell. After that I can get to my feet and so long as the meds are doing their thing, I can do pretty much anything for myself. When I get home there may be some new challenges but life is never without them. I'm good and getting better already.