In more reality based news: my Impreza is in the shop, so they gave me a loaner. Turned out, it was a 2024 Crosstrek.
I get to keep it through Wednesday.
I think they want me to fall in love with it and buy it.
The first part is working. The second part would work if I had enough money. Except it's blue. And I would want a moonroof/sunroof/whatever. Everything else is :chef's kiss: