Justin, maybe you need to come up a DAC with a laser engraved front panel, with blinkenlights,
showing PCB (Placebo / Conformation Bias) Status, and locked Sampling Rate / Bit depth.
It could go all the way to FOTM or ludicrous values (a la Spaceballs)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2591766/The-ultimate-diet-porkers-Bacon-flavored-weight-loss-drink-promises-sizzling-hot-body.html
No BiscuitTrim (yet) Brent!