Dusty Chalk

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

Well, alright, I meant wine...higher alcohol content liquors are always going to win bigger dick contests as far as alcohol content is going to go...

Seriously thinking about reading Napoleons Buttons —anyone recommend/disrecommend?

All of those words work together. Every one.

How stupid you have to be to put wet paper anything on top of toilet paper. That is not a question.

It’s so fuchsia’ed up, every time I go to the Australian section of any of my local retailers, they’re always out of Mollydooker. And I’ve pretty much limited myself to Gigglepot, Blue Eyed Boy, and above, but I cannot even find the Boxer or Maitre D’. Yes, I’m spoilt, I know. They are good stuff, aren’t they? Short of maybe Casillero del Diablo, best value for dollar? Translation: You're right, of course.

Okay, that's not confusing at all: "Southern Gothic prog-rock/proto-metal" band, Whiteside's Daughter, are providing the first act of a rock opera for free, and it's about James, the gay son of an Alabama Pentecostal preacher, who in high school rebels and falls in with John, his ex-Baptist atheist classmate and guitarist for a high school death metal band called Village Witch. http://whitesidesdaughter.com/releases

Oops, sorry, my bad. I was reading it, but thought that Al was delivering the whoopass...kinda like watching a car accident. Except verbally and legal. I hope it didn't stress you out too much, and I'll try to be on top of it next time. @justreadingup -- decaf.

I am predisposed towards liking them. And then they do this entertainingly weird video, so yes, I like them.

Can always more drunk

I don't know where this belongs, so I'm just going to put it here:

At least we know you’re not allergic to glutton.

Bloody Knives http://bloodyknives.bandcamp.com/

but he's just one Happy birthday, Jeffy! (party favour noise)

Lost in Space -- I really like reboots like this. I approve. Oh, and hey, look, it's Parker Posey. And Molly Parker (whom I know from Deadwood and House of Cards).

There’s something weird about the rhythm.

Harissa is so delicious. I've only ever used the premade stuff -- thanks for the recipe.

Sorry, fell asleep when I got home last evening. Didn't even have a chance to pour myself a drink. But I've listened to it twice now. I'm kind of surprised you didn't do a special Oliver Lieb's birthday edition.

Into the Badlands -- martial arts of the completely unrealistic school, lots of wirework, swordplay, post-post-apocalyptic society, barren and windswept wastelands, a 5 ring Chinese broadsword, Nick Frost, plenty of hot chicks and gruesome violent deaths, what more could a boy want?

I love Haujobb in particular because they evolved their sound all along. Skinny Puppy (of course) and Project Pitchfork are a couple others. :wumpscut:’s Loyal to my Hate was my ringtone for the longest time.

Unholy carp, dude!

Hot and Sour soup, still not much of an appetite. Had some Moo Goo Gai Pan for breakfast (basically: chicken soup made as not soup), and that was it for the day.