Dusty Chalk

Because fuck you internet.

I think he was just being silly. A hackintosh in reverse? A hawckintel?

I can't imagine what I could save to make it worth my time. I'd rather pay more than go through that. I mean, unless it was Pliny and I was with friends.

Happy belated! (We're a day late, according to his last DJ session -- it was on Saturday.)

The quilt on the mya moe is fantastic, but that abalone rosette is fantastic, too.

What is that circle inlay, mother of pearl? Dayum.

Perhaps he forgot to put it in quotes. I mean, at least he was smart enough to come here for confirmation, but for future reference Leonardo, please don't bring their oozing bile here. Thanks.

Hurray!

Barely. It's still a good time to buy. At least, in our area.

:s/south Florida/NoVA area/g

I thought they were both asking you. I was just being rude and not minding my own business. Didn't realize a 4K screen had trickled down to the reasonable-sized and -priced laptops yet, otherwise I would have gotten one (just bought a laptop a couple months ago).

Want. Don't care, still want.

Yes, yes it is.

Happy belated birthday! (party favour noise)

Happy new year, everyone! I love you all!

Happy birthday, Jacob! (party favour noise interrupted by a shovel 'clang' followed by another party favour noise)

Well wishes and wishes of correct alignment!

Lies. This is human engineering. You're trying to trick us into thinking we know you and show leniency. Nonsense! Malarky! Bamboozling!

Happy birthday, Chris! (high-res party favour noise)

Since I've never been, it wouldn't even be nostalgia, it'd be vicarious nostalgia.

Yeezh.

I can't stop listening to Solstafir's Otta. RIYL a harder, proggier Sigur Ros.

Bonus points for putting the wrapping paper on upside down on the ...uh... "shaft", so that it reads, "oh! oh! oh!" instead.