Dusty Chalk

Oh yeah, he's settling in alright. He's in toy heaven. He's like, "we don't get toys like this in Bulgaria! Oh, such fun!" And my sister's right, he does purr like a little toy chainsaw.

Don't have any good ones yet, let me see what I can come up with later. EDIT: believe it or not, this is vacuumed.

The cat has landed. On its feet, no less.

Dude, we stopped evolving when pretty much everyone started living past the age of procreation.

A random sampling of recent Fax releases.

There's a painting?

Kitty litter, kitty litter pan

Maybe he's put too much thought into it -- oil vapors/fire/etc.

Wait, since when was your ES-1 broken?

What's wrong with that? He was acting suspiciously, and he didn't have ID. Mall patron: "Uh, 9-1-1? Yeah, there's a really old guy here who looks like Vincent Price, only Vincent Price is dead, so either he's a zombie, or it's just some old guy, but either way, he's acting suspiciously, and for a zombie, he's moving pretty spryly, so could you come out here and taser him?"

Built in, or "turn-on-able"?

I love those.

He could be Bobby's Brutha from Anutha Mutha! Awesome. A real cutie! Too bad about his littermate.

mix of Manfred Mann's Earth Band tracks, since I'm at home today.

anti-vibration technology.

Hey, they make synthesizers, too.

Alpha/omega?

x2 and Huzzah.

Yeah, it's not like curly maple is cheap. Well...at least it grows on trees.

Except it would be even more anglo-saxon to remove the contraction as well. T minus one day!

He's not interested. Jesus, don't you guys understand short-cut booleans?

Jesus: JetBlue -- All You Can Jet for 30 days, $599

The guys behind the desk are usually either mouthbreathers or gritting their teeth. I can only say that because I'm a mouthbreather.

What? Why? They seem pretty close.

A little less than 2 days to go before I get "Bobby"!