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The fuck you mean I can't get a Bloody Mary before 10:00? I thought this was America! PS: BarBacon only opens at 11:00.

I'd like it minuted that Chelsea won 3-1, hence the high spirits.

Successfully executed beer douche raid. JP gives thanks to the man upstairs.

Pretty fresh out! I'm going to catch the Chelsea/Arsenal game at Legends with the NYC Blues supporters club. Should be lively. Let me know where the brunch activity is later and I'll track back to catch up there. [emoji898]

All right! 3:30 am! Who wants breakfast?

BA 113 will be pushing back at Heathrow shortly and I am pleased to report that the champagne service has commenced at the nose end. ?

But what do you have to live for? [emoji6]

You are the world's least likely veggie, Reks. I really hope it doesn't stick.

Searzall?

It's a pretty good film. The private equity wankstain (doing the shtick about champagne in the limo -- "'86 is the vintage to buy. If you can't afford '86 then buy '02. If you can't afford '02 then drink fuckin' beer") is so spot on that you couldn't honestly design a better caricature.

Seems appropriate to the times ...

Dinny doesn't leave the Hamptons anymore. He's worried the plebs will torch his limo.

Blatant Muslim bassist. Horse cocks! Sad!

Arcade Fire -- The Suburbs

Steve always recommends a sneaky poke on the side.

If the Ginger Man is a shitshow on Friday, my mate who works around there suggests Rattle N Hum on East 33rd St. as an alternative.

The Libertines -- Up The Bracket

I'll allow this.

In bacon grease.

Jeez, finally!

I approve this message. But where is the other 6/7ths of the steak?

Happy Birthday!