Me too, even though her dad is clearly the father of her little girl in the ad.

Not so! She's the son's boyfriend!

That's right, I liked it so much that I watched the "behind the scenes" accompanying video.

best line they left on the cutting room floor?

"I've been in this business 20 years. I'm thinking of getting out of it."

I'm temped to go shopping, maybe meet up with Posty.

Or not. I dun care.

Not so! She's the son's boyfriend!

Wow. The operation was a smashing success!

Wow. The operation was a smashing success!

There should be some sort of provisionary "intoxicated" edit window.

Happy watch:

Surprised watch:

Poker face:

Is there something about Ultrasones we need to know?

i don't know, with the hands in that position the happy watch looks kinda murderous.

And yet still: happy. Who said psychos can't be happy obviously doesn't know any psychos. They're downright manic, part of the time.

Pedobear's cousin, Milfseal:

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Wow, this is the best thing I've seen (I said it so many times that its lost all meaning). Nardwuar knows how to fucking interview

EX.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHhYojqrhAs

Forget about your alliance and the party specifics, just enjoy as two people on the House floor. I believe the gentleman objects.

Taylor Swift — Height: 5'11"

... and a few more.

Worst porno ever:

Taylor Swift

Just commenting that shes friggin tall

I'm 6' 2" btw

Yeah that is pretty frigging tall... I noticed when she dwarfed Kanye. Damn, you beat me. I'm 6'1" Still might be growing, though.

Mad face:

Surprised face:

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