I don't know, somehow that shouldn't be in a thread called "slow forum", it's kind of spastic.

who is this?

like you don't know

like you don't know

no, no I don't. \

no, no I don't. \

stop playing coy.

Does anybody know what breed of cat this is? I really want one.

looks like the fucking pugs of the cat world

I love cats, and have 2, but that is one goofy ass cat!

it's a Wilford Brimley.

It's funny you said that. If you right click the cat and look at the properties and the file name you'll see that I named it "diabitiscat" after how wilford brimley pronounces diabetes in those stupid medicare commercials. "if you have diabidis or diabidis related problems..." that cat looks just like that horse fucker.

Anyway I found out it a type of persian bred with short hair called an Exotic Shorthair or as wikipedia calls it "the lazy mans persian" since you don't have to deal with grooming it like you do a persian. It's a general rule of mine that if there are multiple varieties of something I want then always go with the one that has "lazy" somewhere in the title. I think I was made for this cat.

http://www.brawnyman.com/innocentescapes/indexbroadband.html

...fuck. everybody send a politely worded email to georgia-pacific to bring back innocent escapes.

have you never been on the internet, Jack? the internet is made for stupid things, like what we post here in this thread! here, i'll throw you a bone.

i love the internet! i honestly had no idea about the chocolate rain video. obviously I need to spend more time on the internet.

[me=postjack]puts in his two week notice[/me]

Now for the infamous [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU]buttroll[/ame].

Make me chicken sandwich.

I normally hate this cat crap, but this is sort of funny

Alright, we'll take lolcats to the next level: loljesus:

you and me baby / we go hand in hand / like a bow-legged woman and a knock-kneed man

Oh man, I need that shirt!

Sending my amp off to get 4-pin xlr'ed. Wonder if it will make any difference.

Biggie.

Sure, there will be 4 pins in the 1 connector now

The advantage to 4pin xlr isn't the sound, it's the convenience of not having 2 heavy connectors on the end of the cable.

I normally hate this cat crap, but this is sort of funny

this is awesome on multiple levels.

Kooter the Shooter..