December 15, 200718 yr So last night I went to my wife's office Christmas party. There I met her supervisor and the supervisor's husband who also works there....yeah, he and his wife work together. Turns out she was his assistant until she got pregnant....then she was promoted and became his wife. ANYWAY.... the husband is quite possibly the biggest douchebag I've ever met...nay, he's a meta-douchebag. He is the douchebag from which all other douchebags are determined. Everything he said was awful, awful to his wife, awful to his mother (who owns the company), awful to other coworkers (not my wife though she she doesn't work for him). After the evening was through I thought of this emoticon: because that's what I wanted to do to him, that misogynistic meta-douchebag. Merry Christmas
December 15, 200718 yr Wow, this makes me feel so much better since you called me a douchebag the other day. [me=Vince]runs away crying...[/me] I keed, I keed, sounds like a grade A asshole.
December 15, 200718 yr did I read you correct, his wife worked for him until the point to which he got her pregnant then promoted her
December 15, 200718 yr did I read you correct, his wife worked for him until the point to which he got her pregnant then promoted her The HR in you is coming out.
December 15, 200718 yr did I read you correct, his wife worked for him until the point to which he got her pregnant then promoted her Come on man, you work in HR you know how this goes... [truth]wrote this before tyrion's reply
December 15, 200718 yr Author Wow, this makes me feel so much better since you called me a douchebag the other day. [me=Vince]runs away crying...[/me] I keed, I keed, sounds like a grade A asshole. Yeah dude, I totally take it back man, I meant that in jest with you, but now, oh now it seems like such a massive insult.
December 15, 200718 yr Just be happy that your wife doesn't work for the prick! If the stereotype holds true the wife is either a sweetheart or a money grubbing gold-digger, which is it?
December 15, 200718 yr is the wife cute? hook her up with me.. i will show her the way she should be treated.
December 15, 200718 yr Author Just be happy that your wife doesn't work for the prick! If the stereotype holds true the wife is either a sweetheart or a money grubbing gold-digger, which is it? She's nice and a bit ambitious I'd say, but has some confidence and self-worth issues...you'd have to, to be married to this guy. Yeah if my wife worked for this guy I'm sure I'd be getting bailed out for assault right now. is the wife cute? hook her up with me.. i will show her the way she should be treated. LOL, even Billy is better than this guy j/k man, j/k
December 15, 200718 yr Imagine filleting a thick slice off the rockhopper penguin, then dipping it in sashimi sauce and eating it while the penguin is still very much alive and conscious. Like this:
December 15, 200718 yr Author Ok so we did a white elephant gift exchange and his wife was all excited and getting into the spirit of it and everytime she said something he always shot her down...imagine David Brent from the UK office and the most painfully awful moments he makes and then just keep making them happen for an hour and a half straight. There's nothing in particular, its more the sum of his douchebaggery that made me mad. Stop with the penguins, they kick ass...literally:
December 16, 200718 yr That's a pretty kick-ass penguin, Stephen. You should have small metal plates of the penguin made to stick on your amps.
December 16, 200718 yr That's a pretty kick-ass penguin, Stephen. You should have small metal plates of the penguin made to stick on your amps. hell yes! wow, i think i like the pretty princess emoticon way too much.
December 22, 200718 yr So last night I went to my wife's office Christmas party. There I met her supervisor and the supervisor's husband who also works there....yeah, he and his wife work together. Turns out she was his assistant until she got pregnant....then she was promoted and became his wife. ANYWAY.... the husband is quite possibly the biggest douchebag I've ever met...nay, he's a meta-douchebag. He is the douchebag from which all other douchebags are determined. Everything he said was awful, awful to his wife, awful to his mother (who owns the company), awful to other coworkers (not my wife though she she doesn't work for him). After the evening was through I thought of this emoticon: because that's what I wanted to do to him, that misogynistic meta-douchebag. Merry Christmas I feel like doing that to people who don't own or don't want to own a Cambridge Audio 840c..just waiting for my backup MOT to chime in with a comment
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