Knew, or wanted it to be? (and that much - yes much - uncountable bacon FTW!)

One for you to investigate 'Stretch - Bacon Naan

http://www.eatori.com/2013/05/is-this-the-worlds-best-bacon-and-egg-roll-breakfast-at-dishoom.html

"Ginger Pig Bacon"

http://www.amazon.com/Sizzling-Bacon-Novelty-Exploding-Candy-2/dp/B00FHNFOJ2

Sizzling Bacon Candy:

Edited July 3, 201511 yr by GrindingThud

One for you to investigate 'Stretch - Bacon Naan

http://www.eatori.com/2013/05/is-this-the-worlds-best-bacon-and-egg-roll-breakfast-at-dishoom.html

"Ginger Pig Bacon"

 

Want!

Respect your elders ...

World's oldest person, 116, eats diet of bacon and eggs

 

Every morning she starts her day with a breakfast of several strips of bacon, scrambled eggs, and ground corn.

A sign on her kitchen wall reads "Bacon makes everything better".

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11721581/Worlds-oldest-person-116-eats-diet-of-bacon-and-eggs.html

There's no way I want to live to be 116, I better cut back on the bacon.

In Costco today. It's a thing now. (Actually it's paté)

The residents of Tiburon do not suffer

 

 

https://youtu.be/im5as97YeVg

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/video-how-a-laser-beam-cooks-bacon-1743462561

 

Sharks not included.

I'm waiting for a 3D printer that prints bacon.

I'm waiting for a 3D printer that prints men.

^ don't you mean rich men? Any ol' 3D printed man will not a trophy husband make.

No, wait, never mind... That is you who wanted to be the trophy.

Specifically twinky, bottom men. They don't need to be rich, because I'll print 3D gold coins too.

You need to talk to Dr. Frank N. Furter, Steve.

Would you drink that, Grahame?

Only on the lips of a prince

I bet his dad is proud of him/her.

Hell, I'm proud!

Some Casual Browsing hit some new finds ...

One just for us here @ HC

http://food52.com/blog/11257-how-to-cook-flat-bacon 

Brilliant!

And some nice hints of what do do with all the bacon fat ...

http://skillet.lifehacker.com/swap-out-butter-for-bacon-fat-for-extra-tasty-savory-p-1755063856

http://food52.com/blog/15670-how-to-chip-away-at-your-stash-of-bacon-fat