October 30, 201015 yr Frends is a crew of pro and bro snowboarders who are separate and unique beings... Because no one wants Borg-designed headphones.
October 30, 201015 yr We're a crew of pro and bro snowboarders who are separate and unique beings. Some cliques block you out. We at Frends think that is lame. We want you to be our friend. We want you to join our crew. Buy our headphones. Or miss out on our parties. Not get let in on our funny inside jokes. And we won't tell you about the best new music we've been hearing. You'll miss our awful late night singing at dive bars. But we'll be with you in spirit bonded together to create one body. Like the awesome robot warrior, Voltron. It's not easy blending our love for the Earth with our goal of being the most technologically advanced headphone company on Earth—but we do what we can.
October 30, 201015 yr Frends is a crew of pro and bro snowboarders who are separate and unique beings, but are bonded together creating one body, much like the most awesome robot warrior of all time, Voltron. Hmmm. Sounds like an inside job to me. Do we know Al's whereabouts on the night of the crime? But the woman in the "naked girl" ad looks nice.
November 5, 201015 yr This crew of pro and bro a-holes is NOT going to get away with soiling the name of Voltron like that!
November 5, 201015 yr Now if someone would just make a Rasta colored headphone that didn't sound like poo I would be so happy..........
November 5, 201015 yr Hackey-Lacky, Tangy-Taffy and Cocky-Lockey were shooting the half pipe one day. While doing a cool upside down trick, a chunk of hash fell out of Cocky-Lockey's Burton board pants and hit him on the helmet. "Bros, the sky is, like, falling." And there ensued much mayhem because Cocky-Locky was such a dumbass. The end.
November 7, 201015 yr who knew India and China had so many cool snowboarding dudes in their factories!
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