Oh fuck! If this is real ... and I think it is ... it's funny as hell.

http://www.examiner.com/comedy-in-national/the-best-fender-bender-ever-as-performed-by-some-guy-texas-video

Somebody sent me that about a month ago. If it's not real, that guy's a heck of an actor.

Snopes says it's undetermined, but there's a lot of fact behind the story, it seems to me.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp

Mom! Can I have 7000 flesh colored LEGOs? Pleeeeease!

My last patient just told me he has to go to court later this month because he was charged with a mister meaner.

Did you tell him he should tell the judge he will do 2 mister nicers to make up for it?

^ Dude has issues.

^ Dude has issues.

I'm gonna guess he wanted to play with dolls as a little boy, and Dad would have none of it. He makes one fugly little princess!

I'm guessing Dad's rotting corpse is buried under some of those dolls.

^

^ Dude has issues.

Hey! That's my sister you're talking about, mister!

I'm guessing Dad's rotting corpse is buried under some of those dolls.

Hey! That's my sister you're talking about, mister!

Now that you mention it, I can see the family resemblance. I like your dresses better though.

The original:

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This is fun!

Special Iowa Caucus Edition:

In the Final Lap Rick Santorum Comes From Behind

That was nice Fitz. Are those the singers on the album?

Tyll, that was crazy, funny and really beautiful, at the same time.

Edited January 4, 201214 yr by swt61