I don't care who you are, that is funny shit... even if you were serious.
As to your question, you are not a big enough of a seasoned grumpy asshole to warrant a well thought out answer from the peanut gallery
I'll take a shot, as I am not a pro by any means, but pretty much everything in the build changes the frequency response and many other sound affecting attributes. The enclosure, the driver material, the impedance, the magnets used, the tautness of the membrane, and the material and geometry of the cable (never underestimate its plankton retrieval importance) all affect the sound. I am sure that the engineers have all of this in mind even before the prototype is built. Kind of like building a car. Then, once the prototype is built, the final tweaks are made.
Then and only then will Birgir and Kevin give their seal of approval, as any model released without a Mafia endorsement will surely end up an utter failure.
Oh, and the cable bit was a bit of bullshite.
Or, if I am way off...
Turtles.