I got pictures. Will post 'em later.
So I went to the Dr.'s yesterday, and one of the assistants whom I see every week saw me carrying my purple shirt, and said, "I was wondering whose shirt that was, I didn't think it was yours, you always wear black..." "No, I don't, I actually make a point to wear purple on Thursdays..." "Well, I've only ever seen you wearing black, but the guy at the front desk said, no, he sometimes wears purple..." And then she figured it out, "So, do you wear your purple shirt here, or do you put it on afterwards." "Ah-ha, you're right, I usually come in wearing just a T-shirt, and don't put on my purple shirt 'til I'm on my way out the door."
So yeah, it's true, I sometimes don't wear just black, and even the people who see me on those days think I only wear black. Sorry, Stephen.
EDIT: Oops, no, I didn't buy a big scary albino cat, meant to post this: