Comfort food—chicken with garlic sauce, spring rolls (not greasy), steamed dumplings (enormous, a meal in itself), and a large hot and sour soup (all over the course of the last 24 hours)
Feeling a lot better, too.
Well that was surprisingly easy -- I picked the perfect time to shovel: just warm enough that it wasn't sticking to the pavement or sticking to itself in large blocks of ice, but cold enough that I wasn't shoveling water.
(drools)
Me want super reuben. I'm about to get snowed in, and all I gots is chicken and chili makings. Maybe I should hurry and get a takeout sandwich.
You're obviously not familiar with Rule 34, which I will paraphrase thusly: anything can be made into a fetish, and if you've just thought to ask the question, someone probably already has.
Licking a doorbell is mild. FOR 3 HOURS?!?!? That's the mental health red flag. To me, anyway, YMMV.