Voltron

Apple juice. Do you have apple juice? I like haiku.

Got it, thanks Stretch.

Dexateens -- Singlewide

Neko Case -- Fox Confessor Brings the Flood

You mean nobody over there has asked yet?

I am so sorry you were not able to follow my meaning, Dusty. As it turns out, both constructions are accurate. And, yes, I was mocking the way Dom pronounced Norah Jones, although I probably wouldn't have done so if I knew the 8th Tallest Mexican in the World was filming me.

I was yanking your chain, Posty, but I honestly do not get their music much. To imagine being sober for those shows is even harder to figure. I am sure that the scene and the energy have a euphoric effect of their own, at least from the second-hand smoke and what-not. What is the statistics element, btw? I gotta agree with you wholeheartedly that there are great and epic concerts all the time. Nice to have some historical high points, but there are plenty of shows that "matter" if you look for them.

Ben Gibbard and Jay Farrar -- One Fast Move or I'm Gone: Kerouac's Big Sur

Why was my goddamn tshirt tucked in. Dom didn't tell me I looked like a douche until about 3am.

Just how many times do you need to see somebody putting a gun on that thing to get how it works?

Them Crooked Vultures

Grados and beer are good cheering up vehicles. I missed hearing HP1000 on Screaming Oranges's rig last weekend but people said that they really sounded great with the P1. I'll trade you some other cans for a test drive if you want to swap sometime.

To be honest, I am not certain about the black olives on the newer UE phones, so maybe you should look for a better answer. On the other hand, why not get the Comply tips because Comply actually invented that tech and they make them specifically for UE in several sizes depending on ear canal size?

And I don't care.

No, I just don't like TheCunt_Shadow. I'm sure we called your bar, unless there is more than one Touch of Class Lounge in Chicago with "Billy the Bartender" discussed in the Yelp reviews.

True, this guy could have Shelley's in his ears in that pic and you could never tell.

Shut up.

I was drunk at the time, so it could have been any time from Thursday at 10:30 pm to Sunday at 8am, Florida time.

I tried to watch the video but I slipped into a coma. How can you watch those guys straight, PJ?

No.

By the way Bartender Billy, we were checking out your Yelps and called the Touch of Class Lounge on Friday or Saturday night and the guy who answered said there was nobody there by the name Billy. He then might have said that you weren't there then but JP was the one on the phone.

Indeed and Indeed!

These: Are good things.

Three on the tree ftw!

Ahoy mateys! It's sad that De Niro wanders around jazz brunches in his Taxi Driver costume looking crazy. I think doing Meet the Little Fockers just sapped out his last remaining self-respect. I love that Ari has 6 pictures of that guy and 9 total pictures of gear.