mikeymad Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Tips For Treating A Bed Bug Infestation Bed bugs are a common issue, especially in cities, and getting rid of them can be difficult, time-consuming, and expensive. The Onion presents tips for treating a bed bug infestation. Come to terms with the fact that your body is but a warm, meaty trough. Open your window and shout, “Somebody, please, help me!” Wear thick, long-sleeved pajamas to bed so that the bugs are nice and warm. Try luring the bed bugs away by placing a trail of furniture leading out of your apartment. Use reverse psychology on the bed bugs by sleeping in your bed anyway and constantly talking out loud about how comfortable you are. Get a mattress-sized plastic bag with airtight sealing; sleep in it from now on. Accept that bed bugs are one of the less glamorous parts of living in a big city, like riding the subway and failing to achieve your dreams. During fumigation, make plans to spend the week in your non-bed-bug-affected home. Make sure the exterminators keep one bed bug alive so that you can send it away with firm instructions to tell the others what it saw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dusty Chalk Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 This is what slow motion photography is for—capturing fails in all their glory. 2:47 is where I start laughing, but start at 2:33 for the lead-in. And yes, it’s a party favour full of dusty chalk. So, doublepluswin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Tickety-boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 https://9gag.com/gag/aDxjynx https://9gag.com/gag/aBxW2GD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 The best memes have a high barn of entry: https://i.imgur.com/gDZYtWQ.gifv 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 I still giggle over those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironbut Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 I Can't Stop Watching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Craig Sawyers Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 That is so freaky listening to Alec Guinness describing his sixth sense about Dean's demise. That must have been the original 911, where the front wheels left the ground at around 120mph. It was known as the widowmaker. Took several generations of 911 designs to tame the darned thing so it was no longer lethal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 L?k, it’s a soot sprite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 “Morning Bob, how was your weekend?”“Um ...” 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Sawyers Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 So very Australian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Changed my reaction to sad/angry, because upon reading the article, he likely totaled an 80 year old pipe organ. Fuck people like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Knuckledragger Posted March 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 German techno and Polish IDM. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted March 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 I should make a Head-Case version of this: [Picture of wine bottle] [Picture of HeadAmp product] [Picture of Apple product] [Picture of several beer bottles] [Picture of new Stax] [Picture of Nate-built amp] [Picture of modified older DAC] [Picture of old Stax] [Picture of other DIY audio project] [Picture of Sennheiser product] [Picture of so many whiskey bottles it's impossible to read the labels] [Picture of a "small" collection of 194 vacuum tubes] [Picture of another Apple product, only broken] [Picture of DSLR and seven prime lenses] [Picture of personal distillery] [Screenshot of Head-Fi with two different adblocks + a personal script running] [Picture of one's kids and/or pets] [Picture of something Kevin designed that weighs 472 lbs and is only half finished] [Rare "selfie" outside of a liquor store that is currently closed, but isn't supposed to be.] 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grahame Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 [Picture of low model # JH-13] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 [Picture of ECP product] "Please read your welcome PM" "mothersfucker" "...and it was delicious!" "I bought this a long time ago it just came in" "I sold that a long time ago" "Selling to finance new fencing blades" "...zombies..." "...biscuits..." [(animated gif)] "If you could just move it a week, we could meet up..." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augsburger Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Stereo turntable Mono turntable Refurbished LP 12 turntable Closeup shot of hairy arm with a watch 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 "Diet starts next week." Brent falls off a moving object. Discussion of sport coat sizes. Snaps of 20 Seattle appetizers all destined for a single ginger gullet. DIY chitchat in what appears to be a Balkan dialect. Something pretentious from that utter arsehole Stretch. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeymad Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 [Picture of so many whiskey bottles it's impossible to read the labels] ?? my baddd... check a thread near you for updates soon... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dusty Chalk Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 This girl has 3D printed hands: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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