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who knows? :D

Good point!

I'd cry if I was a crinkle fart. ;D

An even better point!

:P

Can I has a title too? (oh oh... I think I shud have kept quiet...)

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to [email protected] so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

Original: Bailout Satire

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That's just awesome!

- Two Guys Make Out CNN Lehman Brothers Report

Richard Christy, current Howard Stern sidekick and former drummer of Death, Incantation, Iced Earth & countless other bands, made an on-camera appearance on CNN recently where he proceeded to make out with Sal “The Stockbroker” Governale behind a reporter during a live broadcast.

Wow, what an eloquent compelling sales pitch. Kind of like listening to a Joe Walsh commentary on monetary policy and risk arbitrage................. yikes! :palm:

Richard Christy, current Howard Stern sidekick and former drummer of Death, Incantation, Iced Earth & countless other bands, made an on-camera appearance on CNN recently where he proceeded to make out with Sal

That shit is not funny. Working in the tv biz it takes a lot of resources to set up a live remote, and the last thing you would want is someone fucking it up for you.

It's still funny.

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