Is there anything more badass than the life and death of a Viking?

Charles Manson's cellmate?

Charles Manson's cellmate?

Pfft.

Hott!

wow. wife-approved!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtIY7kJd_Zs

So...she's cheating on him with all the other guys who got the same dating game?

I can't find the hilarious images of his honeymoon or whatever you call it with "her" in Guam right now, but I'll give you this instead (and find the images later):

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

Ah, found. Too bad it wasn't in the edit window.

Video game wedding: a letter and photos from the bride and groom - Boing Boing

SAL9000 is a lucky man

http://boingboing.net/2009/10/27/advisor-my-husband-h.html

Okay, that's just not right -- you just couldn't have this sentiment unless you're an otaku:

“When I die, I want to be buried with her in my arms.”

...or maybe a pharoah.

As long as the two of us can go on to create a happy household...

I hope he realizes that one cannot reproduce with that thing. Boy is he in for a disappointment otherwise.

I hope he realizes that one cannot reproduce with that thing. Boy is he in for a disappointment otherwise.

Especially if he tries to stick it in a port and gets injured, or if he still manages and it kills the circuitry. Byebye Nene.

Uh, why did he turn around? To make sure his wife was going to smash the window in with his golf club? Interesting news.

Happy Holidays...

^^

What

Is it wrong that I want to? Is that mayo on there? Jesus God, save my bod!

Definitely not wrong. I'd wolf the whole damn thing down in 30 seconds right now, all I had to eat today was a muffin and some cookies. In fact, I think I'm going to go eat right now.

But before I do, have you guys seen the Windows 7 burger?

pffft.

THis is how you do burgers.

Each 'bun' is a pepperoni pizza. You can't see it, but there's a bacon 'dream-catcher' in the middle.

I need an animated gif of this, quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen, ever:

That is. Saw it a few days back and watched it for a good 10 minutes.

BJ