Hi, I'm not sure which chick I should marry, and call upon the wise men of Head-case to aid me in this most difficult of difficult life decisions.

Chick #1...............................................................................Chick #2........................

Don't marry the chick on the left side of each picture

hmm....

I think your shorts can be a bit higher.

Who wears short shorts?

Dude, the last time most of us saw a chick naked in real life (I.E. on purpose, for us, not running away, etc.), the twin towers were still standing.

How old are you? You look too young to be getting married.

Dude, the last time most of us saw a chick naked in real life (I.E. on purpose, for us, not running away, etc.), the twin towers were still standing.

Not my experience

I think Dusty... might be pertain to something other than his chalk....

Any way, what do their mom's look like (MILFs), that might give you a clue about future looks.

Unless you are pushing 30, no need to get hitched right off.

How long have you been dating each one?

Dude, the last time most of us saw a chick naked in real life (I.E. on purpose, for us, not running away, etc.), the twin towers were still standing.

Might I suggest a vacation in Nevada to enjoy the brothels?

How old are you? You look too young to be getting married.

If I lived in Quebec, I'd be celebrating my 10th year of legal drinking. It's also the age where women stop aging, and start lying about their age.

25?

Might I suggest a vacation in Nevada to enjoy the brothels?

You may not.[me=Dusty Chalk]assumes an indignant air.[/me]

Tell us more about both women. Which one has the interest in audio (if either)? How about the other one -- does she tolerate music, or what? Religions? How does it compare to yours? Which one has the wealthier parents? Is either one a drama-queen? I friggin' hate drama queens.

Do either of them have a hot older sister? Aunt? Single mom? Live in the DC area?

This is so superficial and shallow, but we are guys so #1 has a nice little body, though, it's difficult to make out her face in that photo.

which one treats you better?

which one has similar outlooks on life with you, and similar goals?

Do you agree on career vs family, # of kids, religion, get along with the inlaws, where to live?

all the above issues are the big drivers that good looks and sex can't trump.

Dude, the last time most of us saw a chick naked in real life (I.E. on purpose, for us, not running away, etc.), the twin towers were still standing.

How old are you? You look too young to be getting married.

Speak for yourself, player.

Easy!

-With chick #1, you'll need to get a mountain bike to keep up. (BTW, this reminds me of that CC rewards commercial where everyone but one dude in a group have bikes, then he decides to go first downhill, of course he ends up flipping a few times before reaching the end of the hill)

-With chick #2, you'll need to get a man bag and be all set.

You do the math

chick 2, by a wide margin. Chick 1 looks high maintenance. Chick 2 looks chill and relaxed.

Well, I'd say chick #2 since I'm pretty sure she is your girlfriend... also, it might be the helmet, but chick #1 has some issues with her face.

I'm also pretty sure you need to be past the 'chick' stage before you get married.

Depends how old you are. If you are...say...9...10 years old, try chick #1. Otherwise go with 2.

All joking aside, at your age, I'd vote neither. You're young. Enjoy the youth and freedom. Plenty of time and if it so happens one of those two are THE woman you're to spend your life with, that's great. She'll be there today, tomorrow and when the time is right. Make it a LOOONNNGG engagement if you're seriously considering this. See her at her best and worst. Every mood....every situation. Make sure she's your best friend and that your heart and mind are 110% certain that she's the one and only.....forever. If there's even a smidgen of doubt, DON'T DO IT! The mere fact that you're asking this question speaks volumes. I vote neither.

I vote neither.

Me to.

KenW,

Great advice. Pick the one that approve of your audio hobby.

Dude, the last time most of us saw a chick naked in real life (I.E. on purpose, for us, not running away, etc.), the twin towers were still standing.

Not here either.

Not sure if I can help you with this decision without knowing about those chickas.

Both dudes in those photos look the same but if you're gay and have to marry dude than I'd say pick the one on the left. He looks much more sporty.

The girls look like they're the same person too, only 1 is dressed up and the other is on a mountain bike making fun of the homosexual she's with.

I'd stay away from anyone who hangs out with that pedophile-looking guy on the left....

The mere fact that you're asking this question speaks volumes. I vote neither.

That's what I was thinking. If you've got to ask someone else as to whom you should be marrying, it seems to me that you don't know well enough to make that decision.