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Wmcmanus Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Ehh... pics wouldn't load. Nevermind. Edited February 8, 2012 by Wmcmanus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augsburger Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 That is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wmcmanus Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Got this email today: Hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my forwarding it will be worth the effort. Walk with me by the water - worth the read... A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER: Fuck... I forgot the words... Edited February 8, 2012 by Wmcmanus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synchro Belt Drive Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 This should be a good follow up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bigguy Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 (edited) Who forgot the marshmallows? Edited February 8, 2012 by Bigguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wmcmanus Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 How To Write Good 1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 8. Contractions aren't necessary. 9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 10. One should never generalize. 11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." 12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. 14. Profanity sucks. 15. Be more or less specific. 16. Understatement is always best. 17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. 18. One-word sentences? Eliminate. 19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 20. The passive voice is to be avoided. 21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. 23. Who needs rhetorical questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Bliss Dance - A 40 foot Female Nude By Marco Cochrane Sculpture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 This has nothing to do with Newt Gingrich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Knuckledragger Posted February 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 NSFW if you look really closely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhjazz Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Ah, the perfect location: Leavemethefuckaloneistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blessingx Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) GF got a big kick out of this. Thanks. Edited February 9, 2012 by blessingx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Sawyers Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 (edited) Mont Saint Michel in Normandy. There is a panel of the Bayeux tapestry that shows William the Conqueror's army coming near to disaster in the quicksands you can see in the picture around 1000 years ago, with Mont Saint Michel sort of floating above the army. Edited February 9, 2012 by Craig Sawyers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archosman Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Ah, the perfect location: Leavemethefuckaloneistan. http://www.youtube.c...N74t2x50#t=894s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeymad Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 forgot about that movie ... thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fitz Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Shawty don't play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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