I've convinced myself that I've been scammed on eBay. ( a ) I didn't notice the person had zero feedback; ( b ) they said they shipped it UPS, then backtracked and said they shipped it USPS when I called them on it (that's what the listing said); ( c ) when I asked them for a tracking number, they responded with, "I apologize, I know this must be very frustrating (smiley face)", "Wait, let me look." and "my father threw it out". Oh, and ( d ) price was too good to be true.
Oh yay, I'm dealing with a kid. Hopefully it still shows up.