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Dusty Chalk

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  1. Ear-speakers!
  2. Dude, you need to quit being so aggressive with the Q-tips.
  3. I'm picturing Spritzer in front of a sewing machine, cursing, because leather always fucks up the needle or jams the thread.
  4. Just finished some yummy pho from Pho N More, and a froyo smoothie chaser from Red Mango.
  5. Hannibal Fuck, this is good. Hannibal: "Next time, please bring your wife, I'd love to have you both for dinner." Also, an exchange between morticians over a set of very grisly homicides: "Sugar water -- recovering alcoholics crave it." (directs next statement at fellow mortician) "Don't take that personally, buddy." Other moritician: "Oh, I'm not recovering." and the way he says it, it's like he was, but now he's not. Ever. And in case anyone doesn't know the premise of the show, this is Hannibal Lecter prequel, before he was found out, so he's a functioning psychologist...with a secret.
  6. ...AND macadamia nuts. Noice!
  7. Jumping jehosaphat, happy belated! (party favour noise with doppler effect)
  8. I knew there was a reason I loved that song so much.
  9. French toast with bananas in syrup?
  10. Thank you. It's so rare that people "get" me and my humour. Seanan McGuire's (auto)biography on Amazon:
  11. Spotify is awesome, but the apps are underwhelming. I immediately added the Blue Note app, and that was the last time I used it. The only app that was even remotely interesting was the Nick Cave and Lazify, and even Lazify never does what I want it to, but I keep trying.
  12. Those obviously aren't Roman columns, because then they'd be, "VI IX". barumpchik
  13. NewEgg is selling a TV mount on ShellShocker -- perhaps if someone buys it, they'll get a NAS? Or perhaps a Thomascrown tote bear.
  14. You have a built in AC3 decoder?
  15. Dude could up his presentation an iota. Me: still stuck on Helloween, alternating with the Pete Namlook tribute fan contributions, and miscellaneous stuff in between.
  16. Finally finished Arrested Development season 4. There better be more, that's all I'm saying, that was such an amazing return to form. Started Orphan Black, will probably seek out the rest, ditto Hannibal.
  17. Yeezh dude. Be careful with that percocet with alcohol chaser.
  18. DIY Сделать его сами Only then will you know that it's the best that it can be. Только тогда вы будете знать, что это сильный как медведь.
  19. I don't think hardly anyone does yet.
  20. I do get everywhere, but since there's a conflict of interest, I'll let someone else answer.
  21. Yeah, plan to read the article this weekend, will be curious what inaccuracies you find between the two. Not a big deal, it's just that I recently discovered that YOU CAN'T TRUST EVERYTHING YOU READ AND HEAR! (throws table) Me: Austra, Feel it Break/Olympia alternately
  22. Jeremy Siepmann's Classics Explained version is fairly wonderful listening. Sent from mah phone-blet via Tapatalk
  23. Exactly. Even if you never get out during the daylight (happened to me once in San Diego), at the end of the day, you still know where you are. Sent from mah phone-blet via Tapatalk
  24. Make him grab the shit-covered handle and then wrap your hand around his so that it has to stay there during negotiations. Then when you let go, say, "that's alright, I already cleaned it. Fooled ya! But I'm still holding you to your part of the bargain..."
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