Hannibal
Fuck, this is good. Hannibal: "Next time, please bring your wife, I'd love to have you both for dinner."
Also, an exchange between morticians over a set of very grisly homicides: "Sugar water -- recovering alcoholics crave it." (directs next statement at fellow mortician) "Don't take that personally, buddy."
Other moritician: "Oh, I'm not recovering." and the way he says it, it's like he was, but now he's not. Ever.
And in case anyone doesn't know the premise of the show, this is Hannibal Lecter prequel, before he was found out, so he's a functioning psychologist...with a secret.