Hand iPhone to doctor, done.
Me, yesterday: went and visited my mother. She looked at me, but could hardly change facial expression, much less communicate. I posited a theory to my sister (primary caretaker) that it was allergies, and apparently she's been off allergy medicine and was immediately put back on. Yay, me. We'll still have to wait and see if this has any effect.
I did get her to smile by showing her a video of Bobby, so she's still in there.