Dusty Chalk

Tweets Joss Whedon ‏@josswhedon 3 Sep Two great ways to reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies and abortions in this country: 1) Planned Parenthood 2) gay sex Dusty Chalk ‏@TheDustyChalk 38m @josswhedon 3) TNR

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My first thought on the first one is, "oh, it's a woman" (typical male, first thing he notices [and, admittedly, it might not be -- it might just be the shirt buckling funny, but that's why I said, "first thought"]), and my first thought on the second one was, "oh, it's a ...wait a minute...it might not be..." My dad always told me, if you can't tell, who cares? And at the time, I thought he meant that if you couldn't tell, then disregard, but in hindsight, he might've meant, if you can't tell, shag it anyway... So to answer the second question, my ...erm... my id.

You guys haven't watched enough Marx. Bros. movies.

(squints)

Why a duck? Why not a goose?

Bookmarks? I don't bookmark a thing, what is this "organized" of which you speak?

You shoulda come in August -- mildest August in memory. Note: not "...in recent memory", "...in memory".

This was posted with the comment (paraphrased), "I love how these people come up with these lines that sound like a writer took 3 weeks to come up with and fine tune to perfection." So true. Straight out of fucking Scarface. Also, wait, I thought she was hungry for McNuggets, now she wants face? .341 BAC. .341: This flower always looks like it's having a great time. Ophrys apifera, also known as the bee orchid, is found across Europe, the Middle East, and Northern Africa. While many orchids resemble other things to attract pollinators, O. apifera almost exclusively self-pollinates. This has left some to speculate that the pollinator it resembles has gone extinct. Today’s xkcd pays tribute to the bee orchid, view it here: http://bit.ly/136cmZX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw What? I will go "super saiyan" on you? What does that even mean? "...assume my ultimate form..." And this, children, is why we don't do drugs.

Every tech commercial ever made

The Weekend, Kiss Land on NPR First Listen

"No, she didn't have any trouble finding the place." More here

^^Grandma? Dog doing his imitation of a Guillermo del Toro creature:

Haken, The Mountain -- full preview stream -- great proggy prog!

So question to the more cunning culinary minds: is there any redeeming quality to soured wines? Marinade?

Not currently reading (I already read this), but thought others might be interested -- one of my favourite graphic novel writers does a book -- it's about a detective with a drug problem who happens to deal with the supernatural. He might have the drug problem because he can't deal with dealing with the supernatural: link And it's, "name your price".

Oh, COME ON!!!1!®™* He was... (wait for it) ...playing 'possum'. *For the lawyers: not really.