My dad was awesome, but he was never that awesome. Convoy must have got some action on the side in that fanfic, "Convoy and Melissa, sittin' in a tree..."
Or maybe it was a crossover. Or a mashup. Looking at that booty, I'd say, 'mashup', as in, Otaku say, "I'd like that to mashup into my face".
Just as long as "Melissa" wasn't "more than meets the eye", 'cause that usually means, 'penis'.
Target audience == transformers toys collectors x (I don't know if that's "times" or "intersection" or "dot product" or whatever) Otaku.