The razor blade looks like what you want potentially
Or the Alienware 13.
Both of those have enough graphics horsepower (better than MacBook) but slightly smaller screens.
hey @Dreadhead, John Kerry's spare bike looks like it might fit you:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Serotta-Bicycle-61-cm-Carbon-and-Titanium-Custom-purple-yellow-barely-used-/282051311606
My grail bike, but a 54 instead of a 58 just showed up on ebay...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/COLNAGO-C40-team-RABOBANK-Art-Decor-carbon-frame-set-master-C50-/142005642464?