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Slowdive -- Souvlaki

Two two-inch strip steaks having a hot tub. Oh for a Searzall but the skillet will have to serve ...

Dew eet.

Relevant lyrical content.

Miike Snow -- S/T

Good to hear Jim. Alec is doing a two-week Chelsea residential for 10 to 18 year-olds next month and, being 10, I'm thinking he's going to learn quite a lot on and off the field.

Not downcast. Have realized it's just the start of a great new lifelong brain-training game, called: "Fuck, where did I leave my glasses?"

Pulp -- This Is Hardcore

Got my first ever pair of reading glasses. Whoa, it's all gone HD again. Fuck presbyopia.

"Fuckboy"?

New Order -- Remixes + Club Hits (Apple Music Playlist)

^^^ Is not quite as concerned with pristine sound reproduction.

Plus he's rich as shit already. Whole point of that is not having to do anything you don't want to do.

In Poland audio, company fuck you.

Agreed. Awful.

The Simpsons did it first. Allowable, I hope, for the excellent pun?

Ho-lee-fuk.

Happy Birgirthday!

Ohh yeahhhh!

Whatever I "like" it keeps recommending me more Jesus and Mary Chain, so it's got that going for it!

There's a Polish joke in there somewhere.

I think this pretty much explains the Greek crisis. (No, I'm not sure how the Poles can think the Germans are both the most and least trustworthy at the same time. Ask the Pew Research Center.)