Voltron

His signature takes on much more meaning after you spend such a night with him.

Fuck that. Sorry Jeff, what caused the power surge/outage? Let me sue somebody.

There was this boy with a wooden eye. He was, as you might imagine, very shy because of his deformity and the fact that his family could only afford a wooden eye. Well, one day he worked up his courage and went to a dance. Across the dance floor, he saw an attractive girl with one flaw. She had a slight hairlip. The boy screws up his resolve and goes over to ask her if she wants to dance. When he gets over to her, he says, "I was wondering if you'd like to dance?" She says, very eagerly, "Would I? Would I?" So he says, "Hair lip! Hair lip!"

Now officially stalking Vicki's musically.

Pretty good, in an offhand way. Now listening to another of his. And you have to start following protocol and typing in the artist and album title, btw. Karl Blau -- Zebra

I'm game, so me too.

@ Vicki. Didn't hold out too long, did you? Just use these:

Isn't Bryan a little young for you to be flirting with him so hard?

Thank you for clarifying. I had the same frightening thought.

Looks beautiful, Frank, but 2 posts in a month does not a "miniblog" make! Let's hear some more about this thing! Do you think it will be ready for prime time if we have another Mayberry get together in February?

Delta Spirit -- History From Below

64GB 3G iPad just got delivered a few days early. It's already been hard to work the last couple days, but now this.

Bummer we didn't get to sample your wares in Chicago. Hopefully you check a box of bottles when you come out for MOA II.

Hey Gene, hope you're having fun in the sun with your son.

Got it.

And more generally, my guess is their time is better spent pumping out earphones and making money rather than trying to write a White Paper in response to an email that will matter to a tiny minority of potential customers.

Good work. Timing would have been gawdawful, and I was surprised how calm your first post was.

That was fast. Glad the trend is upward.

Oh lord. Red Vodka action shots. Now I know for sure who stole my Penguin.

Dierks Bentley -- Up On The Ridge

Now THAT was really funny.

It's weird that you quoted me as Beefy, but that's funny.

Pretty soon, instead of NYC we're going to have to hold the next CanJam on Fire Island! Wait, is that Jude in the middle?

^what Steve said