Can't wait to hear what John Stewart and Colbert have to say about this tonight!

It's almost like something the Onion would write but once again, truth is stranger than fiction.

center of the catholic kid touching coverup becomes pope, then it comes to a head, and blamo, "whoops, I forgot, I'm too old to be pope, I quit"
 

Ha, if only

I hope he returns back to academic writing. Old fart wasn't too bad at it. Can't say the same about his poping skills. 

Can't you papal take anything serious?

First Paterno, now the Pope.

What, Paterno WASN'T the Pope?

Nice one Dusty!

Pope Accepts Senior Analyst Position At Catholic Think Tank

Saw this one on FB today, liked it too

 

Will they like new pope or will they prefer classic pope? I prefer diet pope.

I prefer Pope Sicola.

All these puns on the potpourri have got to stop.